Bil: Man, Lee, you don’t even wanna know what they ate last night.
Me: What did they eat???
Bil: You really don’t wanna know, Lee. Trust me.
Me: Well, now you have my interest. So spill.
Bil: Tongue. You believe that? TONGUE!
Me: Like… from a cow?
Bil: I don’t even know. Alls I know is sis came upstairs all “Hot plate! Hot plate!” and on that plate was this HUGE ass tongue.
Me: So what… they all sat down at the table and dined on tongue? WTF?
Bil: *laughing* Yeah, man.
Me: That’s effing gross!
Bil: Yeah! It was BIG. It was all pink and black and shit.
Me: *gags*
Bil: Apparently they’ve been eating all kinds of weird shit.
Me: Oh man. Like what?
Bil: I don’t know, but Jorge is all talking about “Mmm I want to eat some rabbit and some squirrel.“
Me: WTF? That’s sick. What’s wrong with these people?
Bil: I don’t know! He’s out there throwing rocks at squirrels trying to catch one for dinner. Like wtf does he think he’s Stefan or some shit?
Me: *dies laughing* OMG! Stefan!

The funny part wasn’t that Jorge was trying to catch a squirrel to eat. That actually angers me. In fact I’d like to march over there and slap him upside his big head. The funny part is the Vampire Diaries reference. Obviously.